[imperfectlovesong]

i have an extension on firefox to skip sponsored segments in youtube videos but its kinda really funny watching things and the person is like "but first, a word from our sponsors" *fades to black for a second* "anyways, back to the subject" like as soon as the sponsor segment started they just punched me in the face and i passed out until it was over

Anonymous asked:

Met someone who said “chemistry is more important than biology but physics rules all” in the wild, and when I tell you I could hardly keep my mouth shut after that

a-dinosaur-a-day answered:

These people just walk around. Bold as brass. Don’t even think long enough to remember there’s more than 3 sciences.

May pigeons poop in their hair

[headspace-hotel]

don't make me post the xkcd

[fanfiction-artist-prototype]

MY FUCKING PHYSICS TEACHER USED TO SAY THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU THE UTTER HATRED THIS SHIT CAUSED ME TO FEEL TOWARDS PHYSICS WAS UNIMAGINABLE.

"But it all comes back to physics so it's the most important" - well if you didn't have a fleshy little ball of cells in that empty head of yours you wouldn't be able to fucking comprehend that shit so what about that

[headspace-hotel]

The xkcd

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

#chemistry is the central science though

[modern-politics111]

[luminouslumity]

I relate to this so much! I too occasionally find myself wondering what the original reactions of classic stories were like.

[perenial]

big big BIG fan of couples who are a package deal but in an evil way. ur not getting one without the other and that's a threat

[emi1y]

hate how any mention of being on knees is immediately assumed to be sucking dick. because maybe theyre eating pussy. did you even think about that? no you only think about yourself

[dykemd]

she continues to be the moment

[funnytwittertweets]

[hypothetical-karma]

Going through the hero's journey and coming out the other end worse.

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831